I'm a very literary cat,(I can lie upside down and spin a pencil between my front paws - could Virginia Woolf do THAT?) In fact, my first book's due out any time now. It's a kind of philosophical autobiography. Its title is 'À la Recherche du Tom Perdu'. I suppose you could describe it as a 'Bridget Jones' Diary' with claws ...

My main job in life, however, is to be my owner's Muse. That means sitting beside her as she types and giving her ideas when she's FELINE uninspired (LOL).